Sunday, 24 January 2010
Monkey Facts
- Monkeys and gorillas are part of the primate family.
- Monkeys don't talk about Monkey Club.
- Monkey was a great TV programme...FACT!
- Gorillas walk on their nuckles so all the body weight wont go on their hands.
- Monkeys and gorillas are usually found in groups or down the pub.
- They swing on trees to stay away from predetors.
- Monkeys do not like to be touched (unless instructed to do so by a Monkey)
- Do not make direct eye contact with Monkey for more than 4 seconds
- Monkeys have an IQ of 174 ....same as George W Bush.
- Monkeys have no patience.
- Monkeys love to be massaged, however, do not rub Monkeys the wrong way.
- Monkeys can and will exhibit outbursts of sudden and deadly rage if provoked.
- Most monkeys are very dangerous and some are not.
- Monkeys can weigh up to 100 pounds or 45 kgs.. Their tails can be as long as 3 feet. They have opposable thumbs....just like me mate Dave.
- Monkeys can live in trees, grasslands, mountains , forests or on high plains.
- Monkeys eat fruit, grass, leaves, eggs, insects and spiders, not Snickers.
- Hawks, people and eagles are predators of monkeys.
- A group of monkeys is called a troop.
- The loudest monkey is the Howler Monkey.
- There are about 125 species of monkeys.
- Monkeys don't go to school.
Saturday, 23 January 2010
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